Just realized I had a blog. Oops. Blog fail.
This is an officially apology to my one reader: Corie Chambers. Corie, thanks for being my loyal, one and only, and for that, I am going to thank you with a gift.
Twenty-one years ago, God gave me the gift of my intelligence, and I am using this gift to give you the gift of my written word. After all, it is all about giving, isn't it? And, for this, you are welcome.
NOTE: Actually, it's more of a re-gift more than anything. According to Oprah, it's no longer cheap to re-gift as long as the gift has the ability to give more to another than it does to you.
Speaking of Oprah, I feel like her during that episode when she gave out all the cars to the teachers. Except, please do not complain to the tabloids that you still have to pay taxes on this very generous gift that I am giving to you. I am not God after all.
I guess what I am trying to say is that one does not have to be the loneliest number. Maybe, my mom would start reading it too. Maybe. That would be cool.
You're the best.
Love forever and infinity plus one,
Lindsey
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I am sincerely(?) grateful for the apology considering I had nearly given up on checking this blog with any regularity, though I couldn't bring myself to delete it from my bookmarks, so I have stumbled upon it once again. I hope that my dreams of you becoming as obsessed with blogging as I have have not been shattered. Though you will have to perform a little better to keep my hopes up...so a little pick me up from your one and only cheerleader :D
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