My blog is beautiful. I am a proud mama.
Love,
Lindsey
Friday, June 19, 2009
Beautify
My blog needs a makeover. It's ugly.
Say goodbye to the black, lime green and raspberry color scheme that sounded cooler in my head than it did on screen (yes, I can see sounds in my head. JEALOUS??!?)
Bye Bye old background. You will not be missed.
Love,
Lindsey
Say goodbye to the black, lime green and raspberry color scheme that sounded cooler in my head than it did on screen (yes, I can see sounds in my head. JEALOUS??!?)
Bye Bye old background. You will not be missed.
Love,
Lindsey
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Identity crisis
CRISIS!!!!!!!! I am having one.
Right now, I feel like a 21-year-old, and that's good because I am one. When I look in the mirror, I see a pubescent 14-year-old. My face has broken out like the plague. wth. I am super ready to say ttyn to acne and proactive is NOT helping. Jessica Simpson, suck it, your endorsement means nothing to me.
Also, I feel like I am never going to get a job in the real world.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Love,
Lindsey
Right now, I feel like a 21-year-old, and that's good because I am one. When I look in the mirror, I see a pubescent 14-year-old. My face has broken out like the plague. wth. I am super ready to say ttyn to acne and proactive is NOT helping. Jessica Simpson, suck it, your endorsement means nothing to me.
Also, I feel like I am never going to get a job in the real world.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Love,
Lindsey
Saturday, June 6, 2009
To the one and only reader of my blog
Just realized I had a blog. Oops. Blog fail.
This is an officially apology to my one reader: Corie Chambers. Corie, thanks for being my loyal, one and only, and for that, I am going to thank you with a gift.
Twenty-one years ago, God gave me the gift of my intelligence, and I am using this gift to give you the gift of my written word. After all, it is all about giving, isn't it? And, for this, you are welcome.
NOTE: Actually, it's more of a re-gift more than anything. According to Oprah, it's no longer cheap to re-gift as long as the gift has the ability to give more to another than it does to you.
Speaking of Oprah, I feel like her during that episode when she gave out all the cars to the teachers. Except, please do not complain to the tabloids that you still have to pay taxes on this very generous gift that I am giving to you. I am not God after all.
I guess what I am trying to say is that one does not have to be the loneliest number. Maybe, my mom would start reading it too. Maybe. That would be cool.
You're the best.
Love forever and infinity plus one,
Lindsey
This is an officially apology to my one reader: Corie Chambers. Corie, thanks for being my loyal, one and only, and for that, I am going to thank you with a gift.
Twenty-one years ago, God gave me the gift of my intelligence, and I am using this gift to give you the gift of my written word. After all, it is all about giving, isn't it? And, for this, you are welcome.
NOTE: Actually, it's more of a re-gift more than anything. According to Oprah, it's no longer cheap to re-gift as long as the gift has the ability to give more to another than it does to you.
Speaking of Oprah, I feel like her during that episode when she gave out all the cars to the teachers. Except, please do not complain to the tabloids that you still have to pay taxes on this very generous gift that I am giving to you. I am not God after all.
I guess what I am trying to say is that one does not have to be the loneliest number. Maybe, my mom would start reading it too. Maybe. That would be cool.
You're the best.
Love forever and infinity plus one,
Lindsey
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